I know it’s been a good few days since I last Blogged but that’s because I’ve been trying to hack through my own leg with a long board in a desperate attempt to catch up with our hapless cameraman in the skateboarding injury competition. No luck so far though, maybe I should take the board for a spin on the M4.
Boardfree is infiltrating my dreams now, last night I dreamt my old hairdresser from Selby was practising for Pop Idol but broke off to berate me for not sending her more stuff on Boardfree, this was followed by the revelation that an old school colleague of mine was in fact a lesbian. What does this all mean? Maybe I’m feeling guilty about not sending off my own Boardfree press releases yet, but where Pop Idol and lesbians come into it I’ve no idea.
Looks like I’ve sorted out my wedding suit, went to Moss Bros this weekend and tried on the wrong style jacket with the wrong sized trousers and a cravat that was the wrong colour, but decided what suit I wanted anyway. Still haven’t sorted out my wedding night accommodation though, I’m going to get such a beating if I don’t do that soon.
A quick update on the rest of my life, in case anyone’s interested. I’ve got the Nazi’s pinned down in a barn somewhere in Holland and have taken a break to try and win Serie A with Inter Milan. Been on another archaeological farm visit, in the middle of lambing season so the fluffy little blighters were gambolling all over the place, very cute, had a hard time trying to maintain my manly Indiana Jones image. Went up to Yorkshire to celebrate my Mum’s birthday, hello mum. I haven’t scored anymore goals for Murton, although I did hit the post on Saturday, we lost again. Went to the Student’s Union fashion show on Friday night, helped out on the Boardfree stall, I’m a poor salesman. Celebrated 6 amazing years with Rae, unfortunately I was too ill and broke on the day to do anything romantic, must do better on her birthday.
That’s about it I think, I might try to find some photo’s to start sprucing up my blogs now.